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Friday, April 11, 2003

Posted by Jake - Another Michael Jackson special for Fox - Apr. 10, 2003

Dear Michael Jackson,

No matter how many specials you air, no matter what network shows them, your attempts to humanize yourself and appear less of the freaky cyborg we all know you have become will be unsuccessful. We all know you are weird. People who have been frozen in ice for the past twenty years know you are weird. Give it up.

Thank you.


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