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Friday, July 25, 2003

Posted by Jake
Lawyers scream about ice cream

Trial lawyers and a consumer health group are teaming up to go after America's ice cream, sending out legal notices to six major chains this week as the group released a study criticizing ice cream's nutritional value. They sent letters to Baskin-Robbins Inc., Ben & Jerry's Homemade Holdings Inc., Cold Stone Creamery, the Haagen-Dazs Shoppes Inc., TCBY and Friendly Ice Cream Corp., telling the chains to add healthier alternatives and put nutritional facts on their store menu boards or face potential litigation.

That's it. I'm mad now. Ice cream -- you are suing ice cream. What's next? Fun!

"We have served lawsuits to all fun-providers because occassionally some elderly people die from joy."


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