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Tuesday, October 28, 2003

Posted by Jake
LILEKS (James) The Bleat

Watched “28 Days Later” and I’m here to tell you: if you see but one blood-vomiting zombie movie this year, let it be this one. It’s “The Omega Man” again, more or less, but better. I wondered why our heroes were defending themselves against the zombies with baseball bats - guys, why don’t you just shoot them? Oh - right. England. Well, this’ll learn you. Never give up your guns. There might be zombies about. In any case, why is it whenever you find yourself the last man on earth, you have to worry about zombies? It would be nice if once - just once! - the plague / bomb / solar flare / secondhand smoke that wiped out 99.4% of humanity left, oh, only supermodels and portrait painters alive. Or engineers and chefs. Then the survivors could look around, say, well then! and enjoy the rest of their lives without worrying about the living dead.


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