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Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Posted by RFTR - Top Stories - Yemen Arrests Mastermind of Attacks on USS Cole: "One of the top Al Qaeda members in Yemen was captured by security forces Tuesday, the Interior Ministry said, calling him a suspected mastermind of the homicide bombings of the USS Cole and a French oil tanker off the country's coast."

A)Who's distracted, and
2)I say that we prosecute him for attacking the USS Cole, give him the death penalty, and then set him free as a reward for attacking the French oil tanker--after all, that was merely a method of freedom-fighting.

(Obviously this is a joke--we really ought to torture the guy to find out what he knows about the rest of al Quaeda. And, since he was arrested by the Yemenis and not us, that just might happen.)


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